Points of View (Difford/Tilbrook) 
INTRO:  Cm/A G Cm/A G

               Cm/Eb
I'm impossible she's exciting
G/D                 D
Bound together with joined up writing
Cm              G/D
In the Church I heard a bell ring
Cm/Eb      Em
In a bar I heard a girl sing
G              Cm/Eb
She sings solo I see double
G/D                A/C#
Moments vanish her love so subtle
Cm               G/B
I went home it's not surprising
Gm/Bb              A
Words were few and realising

CHORUS:
Am7              G
I was deep in my points of view
Am7              G
So interested to talk to you
Am7         G
talk to you talk to you
Am7         G
talk to you talk to you

She' s romantic and I'm selected
Glances swapped and thoughts collected
By her song it's not her singing
Words were few the bell was ringing

On the table my cards are shuffled
Words take time to get so muddled
I'm off home I'm shy but eager
Tomorrow comes I hope to see her

(Do chords from Chorus)

On the stage with her velvet voice
Though some would say that it's just a noise
just a noise just a noise
just a noise just a noise

BRIDGE:

Eb Dm C# Cm Bm Bb A

Am7                 G
I bit off more than I could chew
Am7                 G
So interested in my points of view

(Do chords from first verse)

Trial and Jury swear on the Bible
I'm too drunk and unreliable
I'm too drunk for conversation
Though I wait for invitation

She's exiting I'm uninvited
Fifteen rounds this love I've fighted
I'll walk home and curse the heavens
Lost on points my heart was flattened

Am7                 G
Maybe she had other things to do
Am7                 G
And didn't want any points of view

Am7 G (repeat to fade)
 
Chords painfully figured out by Geordan Rosario (geordan@csua.berkeley.edu). (Thanks a bunch for all those split chords, *Glenn*... ;] )


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His House Her Home (Difford/Tilbrook) 
INTRO:

G D C D Em B Em D (2x, first time through piano only)

  G         D      C      D
I think to myself when we kiss
     Em         B        Em D
Your husband is watching
         G            D/F#      C       D/F#
From his portrait his eyes are looking down
       Em          B        Em D C
On the slipper and stocking
                 Am
Back against the bookcase
G             Em    C
Down upon the floor
            Am
Empty the decanter
F              D    G
Slur again for more

REFRAIN:

    D      G     D     G     D           Em      B     G
His house,   Her home,   our future in a lover's world
    D    G     D      G     D              Em       B     C Am
Her son,   Her heart,   her love for me, tomorrow's world
  G            D    C         D
I laugh with myself when your son
   Em          B     Em D
Is watching cartoons
       G            D/F#    C     D/F#
In the morning he's looking up to me
           Em         B    Em D C
When we're in the bathroom
                Am
Sees me kissing mother
G                Em  C
Doesn't blink an eye
             Am
Asks alot of questions
F               D    G
Answers hard to find

REFRAIN

AD LIB:  A E A E F#m C# F#m E

         A E A E F#m C# F#m D

  G         D    C        D
I talk to myself when I'm drunk
    Em           B     Em D
And she is still sober
G            D/F#    C     D/F#
Words are so few and far between
   Em            B        Em D C
My arms reach to hold her
               Am
Hungry for the love
     G                Em    C
I've rescued from the grave
                   Am
The past is just a portrait
    F                D     G
The future's ours to frame

REFRAIN

G     D      G     D     G     D           Em      B      F#m
  His house,   Her home,   our future in a lover's world
    C#   F#m     C#     F#m     C#             A        D     G
Her son,     Her heart,     her love for me, tomorrow's world
    D    G     D     G     D     Em     B      F#m
Her son,   her past,   our love,    our chance
    C#    F#m     C#   F#m     C#    A   D
Her home,     her son,     our love,   begun
 
Transcribed by Geordan Rosario (geordan@csua.berkeley.edu)


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Someone Else's Heart (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Intro is done with simple tacets on Am 
Am               Dm
I got nosy and I read her letter
Am                        Dm             E
I read her diary it's the same story and nothing better,
    Dm                 E
The words remind me of someone else's heart
    Dm              Am
Has gone and left a mark.
                  Dm
And the pop music plays
       E         Am
On the local radio,
               G                  Dm            F
There's people on the streets but no one that I know
Am                   G
And like my heart is now
           B7
I know not where they go.

Dm
Same words different meaning
G
Same heart different feeling,
C                                          E
so much for him so much for her 'cause that's past,
Dm                    Bb             F 
Now I know about that someone else's heart.
Dm                    Bb             Am
Now I know about that someone else's heart.

Back to intro and tacets on Am 

Am               Dm
She got nosy and read my letters too
Am                 Dm
And my notebook surprised to find that
E
love is not so new,
   Dm
So we both took
E
Someone else's heart
    Dm                    Am
And walked it through the dark.
                 Dm
The feeling's so rich
  E                Am
I turned around to laugh,
       G             Dm             F
We had both indulged in each others past
   Am                G
To find out that our love
            B7
Was true enough to last.

Dm
Same words different meaning
G
Same heart different feeling,
C                                          E
so much for him so much for her 'cause that's past,
Dm                    Bb             F 
Now I know about that someone else's heart.
Dm                    Bb             Am
Now I know about that someone else's heart.

someone else's heart
               Now I know about that someone else's heart.
someone else's heart
               Now I know about that someone else's heart.
someone else's heart
               Now I know about that someone else's heart.
someone else's heart
               Now I know about that someone else's heart.
 

Another Nail in My Heart (Difford/Tilbrook) 
INTRO: N.C.

B                   F#/A#         F#m
The case is pulled from under the bed
                                                   E      G# A A#dim B
She made a call to a sympathetic friend and made arrangements
                     F#/A#            F#m
The door was closed, there was a note

I couldn't be bothered
                           E    G#  A A#dim G#/C
Maybe I'll choke no more engagements
      C#m                        A
With "where have you been"'s and faraway frowns
E                    B
Trying to be good by not being round

REFRAIN 1:
   E                     B
So here in the bar the piano man's found
        A                 E
Another nail for my heart
                          B
And here in the bar the piano man's found
        A            B    C#m C#m/B
Another nail for my heart

AD LIB: B F#/A# F#m E G# A A#dim
        B F#/A# F#m E G# A A#dim G#/C

       C#m                 A
That's stupid old bug that kills only love
  E                   B
I want to be good, is that not enough?

REFRAIN 2:
     E                     B
So play me the song that makes it so tough
        A                 E
Another nail for my heart
     E                     B
Then play me the song that makes it so tough
        A            B    C#m C#m/B B
Another nail for my heart
                     F#/A#           F#m
I had excuses, those little boy lies
                                                  E      G# A A#dim B
That she computed by watching my eyes and told me firmly
                             F#/A#            F#m
She couldn't stand that, I'm bad on her heart

She dropped her makeup and I found the bar
      E        G# A A#dim G#/C
It concerns me
     C#m                 A
I've had a bad time, now love is resigned
     E                       B
I've been such a fool, I've loved and goodbyed
   E                     B
So here in the bar the piano man's found
        A                 E
Another nail for my heart
                          B
And here in the bar the piano man's found
        A                 E
Another nail for my heart
                          B
And here in the bar the piano man's found
        A                 C#m
Another nail for my heart
    E                     B
And here in the bar the piano man's found
        A                 C#m
Another nail for my heart

(repeat last two lines)

E B A E
----------
N.C. == No Chord
 

By Your Side (Difford/Tilbrook) 
INTRO:  Dm Em Am repeating

Am                          Am    Bb                       Am   A
When you're down and you're lonely come to me I'll be your only
                     Dm          Am
Always remember I'll be by your side
           Am              Bb                        Am    A
Call me up daytime or night  I'll always listen every time
                             Dm                    Am
If you need me then please believe me -- don't you cry
             Dm            Em      Am                   Dm Em Am
I'll show concern and I'll keep my word -- I won't stay away
         Dm            Em         Am      Dm     Em      Am
Now and then when your heart's in pain   Oh, I'd like to say
         Dm                  Bb             Am
Always remember   I'll be forever   By your side
[Dm Em Am during break]
Am                            Am  Bb                            Am  A
Friends like this are hard to find with time to talk and to confide
                        Dm                   Am
If you need me please believe me -- don't you cry
             Dm            Em      Am                   Dm Em Am
I'll show concern and I'll keep my word -- I won't stay away
         Dm            Em         Am      Dm     Em      Am
Now and then when your heart's in pain   Oh, I'd like to say
         Dm                  Bb             Am
Always remember   I'll be forever   By your side
[break Am Dm ad lib]
            Dm         Em    Am                 Dm Em Am
The secrets kept as we lie in bed I can't keep away
        Dm             Em         Am
Now and then when your heart's in pain
Dm      Em      Am
Oh, I'd like to say
         Dm                  Bb             Dm  Em  Am
Always remember   I'll be forever   By your side
        Dm Em Am
By your side      [repeat last line & ad lib to end]

 
Cool for Cats (Difford/Tilbrook) 
These are the basic chords, you can "jazz it up" by placing subtlties like placing a quick Em between the C and Am. I like to play the C that is after the Eb,on the 3rd fret. 

G
The Indians send signals
         Em
From the rocks above the pass
    C
The cowboys take positions
       Am
In the bushes and the grass
    Eb
The squaw is with the Corporal
       Cm
She is tied against the tree
    Eb
She doesn't mind the language
         Cm
It's the beating she don't need
    Eb
She lets loose all the horses
         C
When the Corporal is asleep
       G
And he wakes to find the fire's dead
    Em
And arrows in his hats
    C
And Davy Crockett rides around
    F
And says it's cool for cats
              Em
it's cool for cats

    G
The Sweeney's doing ninety
             Em
'Cos they've got the word to go
     C
They get a gang of villans
     Am
In a shed up at Heathrow
        Eb
They're counting out the fivers
         Cm
When the hand cuffs lock again
Eb
In and out of Wandsworth
         Cm
With the numbers on their names
     Eb
It's funny how their missus'
       C
Always look the bleeding same
    G
And meanwhile at the station
          Em
There's a couple of likely lads
    C
Who swear like how's your father
            F
And they're very cool for cats
                 Em
They're cool for cats

   G
To change the mood a little
          Em
I've been posing down the pub
   C
On seeing my reflection
    Am
I'm looking slightly rough
  Eb
I fancy this, I fancy that
  Cm
I wanna be so flash
  Eb
I give a little muscle
      Cm
And I spend a little cash
    Eb                          C
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
    G
And by the time I'm sober
     Em
I've forgotten what I've had
    C                            F
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
         Em
Cool for cats

G
Shake up at the disco
      Em
And I think I've got a pull
  C
I ask her lots of questions
        Am
And she hangs on to the wall
  Eb
I kiss her for the first time
    Cm
And then I take her home
    Eb
I'm invited in for coffee
      Cm
And I give the dog a bone
    Eb
She likes to go to discos
    C                                                      C
But she's never on her own  (Occasional live version "and she goes there on her own")
  G
I said I'll see you later
    Em
And I give her some old chat
    C
But it's not like that on the TV
F
When it's cool for cats
              Em
It's cool for cats
 

I Think I'm Go Go (Difford/Tilbrook) 
---
D-5+B=xx0102

The (Fm) that appears in the chorus is optional for the
second chorus.  Squeeze has played it that way live, so
I included it.

For the final verse, don't play the A for the first four
lines. Just play the Dm.
---

Dm    A       Dm
Funny words I cannot read
Dm        A           Dm
Trams and boats where Strauss is street
Dm    A       Dm
Milky way and far out looks
Dm      A        Dm
On your bike and Anne Frank books
G
Down the disco it's clockworktime
E                  Eb       D   Db
Where's the humour where am I - I

         C
Oh this, world's got smaller
    F               (Fm)
I'm shaking lots of hands
C
Saying lots of things
     F           (Fm)
That no one understands
        C
You can shake my tree
        F         (Fm)
But you won't get me
D
Where am I

D-5+B                              Dm
I think I'm go go, go go, go go....go go

Liquor stores and rodeos
P I X and rock and roll
The freckled face the thin and fat
The drive-in films and drive-in macs
Strip and porno neon signs
Where's the building where am I

CHORUS

Buckingham Palace trains all late
Funny little men all out in the rain
Car front deals and after pubs
Tenth year plays and seedy clubs
And iffy people don't seem to mind
Where's the action where am I

CHORUS
 
Elephant Ride (Difford/Tilbrook) 
  Am               A      Am   A
Today is none of our concern
  Am               A      Am   A
Today is none of our concern
  Am               A      Am   A
Today is none of our concern
  A
That rewarding cigarette
     F#m                Dm     A
That burns slowly by the bed

Fills the room with mystery
     F#m         F
The apple ripens on the tree
     C#m               Bm (7th Fret)  (or a high E)
That protected seal of love
       G#m             Bm (2nd Fret)
Broken by the flame of fun
      A            Am
Lying back with Exodus
                      A
In the arms of lovers trust

  Am               A      Am   A
Today is none of our concern
  Am               A      Am   A
Today is none of our concern
E             E7
That romantic dance of light
         A              E
From the curtain broken night
                 E7
Shadows fall on mystery
A                F
Love has ripened here for me
         C#m         Bm (7th Fret)  (or a high E)
Stubbing out the cigarette
          G#m                Bm (2nd Fret)
I see the clothes beside the bed
  A                      Am
As the half light of the day
                         A
Pulls the sheet up once again

  Am               A      Am   A
Today is none of our concern
  Am               A      Am   A
Today is none of our concern
E
As the phone hangs by the cord
       Am               E
As the streets begin to fill

There's no distance anymore
           F#m              Dm
There's no wanting when you will
         C#m                  Bm (7th Fret)  (or high E)
We'll be sleeping through the day
        G#m             Bm (2nd Fret)
As the world around us turns
       A                  Am
As the phone hangs by the cord

                 A        Am   A
Today is none of our concern
                 A        Am   A
Today is none of our concern

                 A        Am   A
Today is none of our concern
   E
Today.

 

In Quintessence (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Riff
C | F G | C | F G

   C                   F      G
He smokes himself into double vision
Am                    Dm   G
Leaves his mind on an indecision,
C                    F    G
Thinks he's invented imagination
D                Dm    E
Says that god is some relation.
Am                      F
He leaves his cigarette burning on the desk
C                         F
His clothes and magazines make up such a mess,
Dm                G          E
Sitting up in bed transistor on his chest
   Fm           C
in quintessence
   Fm           C
in quintessence

C                      F          G
He and his friends sit around all evening
Am                     Dm       G
Leaving their laughter upon the ceiling,
C                     F         G
Seems so funny yet it leaves me yawning
D                    Dm         E
Then I find it's the following morning.
Am                     F
He says his girlfriend lives too far away
C                          F
Always at a friend's house or on holiday,
Dm                             G    E
His bible of romance hides its self away
   Fm           C
in quintessence
  Fm            C
in quintessence
  Fm            C
in quintessence
  Fm            C E
in quintessence

Middle (*see note at bottom)
E               E6
A 15 year old's browse through life,
E7               E6                    E
is fine with his quintessence safe and sound in mind,
E            E6            G
Life's an adolescence from time to time
G add C#
With us all
E               G Bd Db
in quintessence

Riff
C | F G | C | F G

Solo
D | G A | Bm | Em A | D | G A | Bm | Em A

C                      F        G
In the corner with his book and tissue
Am                  Dm      G
All he can do is pretend to miss you,
C                  F           G
Closed his eyes as he sees her body
D                     Dm          E
Pulls funny faces and that's his hobby
Am                F
On the other hand love ain't a happy word
C                 F
On the other hand love ain't a piece of skirt,
Dm                                  G        E
Makes for something special in your football shirt
   Fm           C
in quintessence
   Fm           C
in quintessence
   Fm           C
in quintessence
   Fm           C
in quintessence

Riff 6x
C | F G | C | F G

End
E Am | C
Note About the Middle: It sounds to me as if this section is built around an E chord with the top string muted, so it climbs and descends on the B string (B-C#-D-C#-G#). After "...sound in mind" the B string sounds muted so the G# is the highest note in the chord. The same is true for the next part with the G chord (B-C#-D-C#).  


 

Jolly Comes Home (Difford/Tilbrook) 
INTRO: G
      G
She's screaming into his collar
C           G/B    Am
Beating him on the chest
     D          Dsus4 D 
He's showing her no  emotion
      C                 G
Their love's put to the test
   G              Gsus4/D   G
He thinks that he makes her happy
   C      G/B   Am
By simply being there
    D    Dsus4   D
The silences get longer
    C                   G
The more she pulls her hair
Em          Em9/D      A/C#
Love can be damaged by silence
     C    G        D
Tied to a ball and chain
Em          Em9/D     A/C#
Love can be driven to violence
      C         G         D
From what once seemed so tame
C           G/B         A
Wearing his dinner this evening
C           D      G
Jolly comes home again
    G              Gsus4/D
The mule's sitting by the fire
    C        G/B    Am
The house at his control
   D      Dsus4    D
He hops around the channels
    C               G
His eyes on film patrol
      G      Gsus4/D  G
She's driven from her senses
    C       G/B    Am
Her mundane life erupts
     D       Dsus4    D
She leaps up from the sofa
    C               G
And jumps upon her lump
Love can be damaged by silence
     C    G        D
Tied to a ball and chain
Em          Em9/D     A/C#
Love can be driven to violence
      C         G         D
From what once seemed so tame
C           G/B         A
Wearing his dinner this evening
C           D      G
Jolly comes home again

Gsus4  G
Gsus4  G
Em  Em7/D  A/C#
C  G  D
C  G/B  A
C  D
    G            Gsus4    G
The room was all dark and quiet
   C         G/B     Am
In bed there side by side
D            Dsus4    D
There in the small of her back
   C              G
An olive branch tonight
   G
He wants to say he's sorry
D/A  G/B C        G/B      Am
     She wants to make him bed
    D       Dsus4      D
For all the pain she's suffered
   C                 G     G/B
In her heart and her head
Em          Em9/D      A/C#
Love can be damaged by silence
     C    G        D
Tied to a ball and chain
Em          Em9/D     A/C#
Love can be driven to violence
     C         G         D
From what once seemed so tame
C           G/B          A
Wearing his dinner this evening
C           D     G
Jolly comes home again
G  Am  G/B  C           G/B         A
            Wearing his dinner this evening
C           D     G
Jolly comes home again

 

Labelled With Love (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Intro: B7  E

    E
She unscrews the top of a new whiskey bottle
                                    B7
And shuffles about in her candlelit hovel

Like some kind of witch with blue fingers in mittens
                                               E
She smells like the cat and the neighbours she sickens

The black and white TV has long seen a picture
    E7                       A
The cross on the wall is a permanent fixture
    B7
The postman delivers the final reminders
                             A  G#m  F#m  E
She sells off her silver and poodles in   China.

E                      F#m
Drinks to remember I, me and myself
    B7
And winds up the clock
                         E
And knocks dust from the shelf
                      F#m
Home is a love that I miss very much
       B7                        A G#m    F#m  E
So the past has been bottled and labelled with love.


During the war time an American pilot

Made every air raid a time of excitement,

She moved to his prairie and married the Texan

She learnt from a distance how love was a lesson,

He became drinker and she became mother

She knew that one day she'd be one or the other,

He ate himself older, drunk himself dizzy

Proud of her features, she kept herself pretty.


He like a cowboy died drunk in his slumber

Out on the porch in the middle of summer,

She crossed the ocean back home to her family

But they had retired to roads that were sandy,

She moved home alone without friends or relations

Lived in a world full of age reservation,

On moth eaten armchairs she'd say that she'd sod all

The friends who had left her to drink from the bottle.

 


Letting Go (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Intro: Cm9

Am/C           Am             Dm
She plaits her hair I bite my nails

           Fdim        C/E- B7/D#- Dm-
We balance love on the scales

Cm         Am              Dm
I wind the clock and go to bed

            G            C/E- B7/D#- Dm- A7/C#
Our love is hanging on a thread

Dm          Fdim             C
She gets undressed I undress too

             Am      Dm    E7
The draft is cold in my bedroom

Cm        Eb              Fm
We cuddle up  and say goodnight

               Ab              Eb- A7- Dm- Gm
That's all the love there is tonight

Ab                Bb
I can't be brave enough

    F/A    Bb             C sus4 -  F/A
She cannot say what we're feeling

Bb        Csus4- F/A
Day after day

      Bb                Csus4- F/A
We're going through the motions

   Bb      C
We find it hard

   Eb             Dm
To let each other go

INTERLUDE:

Cm-Am-Dm-Ddim- C/E-B7/D#- Dm

Cm            Am               Dm
She boils the eggs I make the tea

            Fdim              C/E- B7/D# - Dm
Outside the sun shines on the street

Cm            Am                  Dm
We're at that point where love is gone

            G                C/E- B7/D# - Dm- A7/C#
The fuse is lit, it won't be long

Dm       Fdim                C
I take a walk she cleans the house

            Am      Dm    E7
This is the end I'm in no doubt

Cm          Eb            Fm
But neither one of us can show

              Ab              Eb- A7- Dm- Gm
The slightest sign of letting go

Ab               Bb
I can't be brave enough

     F/A    Bb             Csus4- F/A
 She cannot say what we're feeling

Bb        Csus4- F/A
Day after day

      Bb                Csus4- F/A
We're going through the motions

   Bb      C
We find it hard

    Eb            Bb/D
To let each other go

   Eb             Dm
To let each other go

S O L O:

Cm-Am-Dm- G- C/E- B7/D# - Dm

Dm- Fdim- C- Am- Dm- E7

Cm- Eb- Fm- Ab- Eb- A7- Dm- Gm

Ab               Bb
I can't be brave enough

    F/A    Bb             Csus4-  F/A
She cannot say what we're feeling

Bb        Csus4- F/A
Day after day

      Bb                Csus4- F/A
We're going through the motions

   Bb      Csus4- F/A
We find it hard

    Bb             Csus4-
To let each other go

F/A        Bb     Csus4
I can't be brave enough

    F/A    Bb             Csus4- F/A
She cannot say what we're feeling

Bb        Csus4- F/A
Day after day

      Bb                 Csus4- F/A
We're going through the motions

   Bb      C
We find it hard

   Eb             Bb/D
To let each other go

   Eb             Dm
To let each other go

Solo over verse changes and out.
 
Messed Around (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Intro: E     E

E
She wants to give up love for good
E
She kicks the fence and splits the wood
E                  A7
She cries her eyes out in the rain 
            E
She swears aloud and so again
B7  A7    E
She feels messed around

E
She takes her coat off as it pours
E
The passing daytime she ignores
E           A7       
Sits with a problem on a bench
             E
And with her heel she digs a trench
B7  A7    E
She feels messed around

E
She rips her skirt and tears her dress
E
Climbing over his garden fence
E          A7
Mud on her mourning as tears still fall
         E
She's in no mood for love at all
B7  A7    A7
She feels messed around

    B7                   A7
Her door won't shut, her match won't light
    B7                 A7
The bulb went out, her skirts too tight
B7  A7    E
She feels messed around
    B7                     A7
The words don't match, her heart won't heal
    B7                   A7
The phone won't pip, her fruit won't peel,
B7  A7    E
She feels messed around

Solo Chords (ad lib): E A E B A E (keyboards)

                      E A E B A E (guitar)

    F#m                       B7
She left her self open to him all the time
    F#m                    B7
But always kept off of his cloud
F#m                       B7
All the king's horses and all the king's men
E                     B
Have come to mess a - round

E
She wants to give up love for good
E
She kicks the fence and splits the wood
E                  A7
She cries her eyes out in the rain 
            E
She swears aloud and so again
B7  A7    E
She feels messed around
B7  A7    E
She feels messed around
B7  A7    E
She feels messed around



 
Mumbo Jumbo (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Intro:  F   E F   E F

F        E       F      E     F
Eyebrows plucked and toenails cut,
              E         Eb     Bb        Dm/A     Gm       C
I'll pick you up with a little luck, all prim and proper.
F      E    F         E  F
Shaven legs and calls to Fred,
         E        Eb      Bb      Dm/A   Gm
It all depends oh alright then, I cannot stop her.
    C
The makeup box has always got
C/D         D               Gm                C
Ever such a lot of odds and sods, in there to offer.
          F         E    F        E   F
She needs paints to make her face,
             G     F#       G      F#   G
And make her late again and again
        A
So I'll knock her
            Bb
The tick is tocker.

F           E
Mumbo jumbo words to say,
Am      E      Am
Are you coming out,
E      Am  E  A
Coming out to play?
D       A      D        A     D
With a broken nose on a sunny day,
        A     D       A
I would bet,  I would bet,
D       A                 D    A
None of these girls would ever care,
       G          D/F#   E
Or get upset.  Or get upset.

Short and fat with a fishnet hat,
And a hungry cat in a nice new flat, with her Scrabble.
Sits by the phone when she's all alone,
And on her own it's a mental home, full of babble.
Writes with charm to uncle farm,
With a broken arm in a broken barn, feeds the cattle.
She hears the hens as she takes the pen,
And it's now and now it's then,
She would saddle.
The dip is dabbled

Kissing curls and boyish girls,
For all the pearls in all the world, wouldn't have me.
If I had oil and money to spoil,
I'd mix with loyal and I get some royal, little lassie.
I'm up at nine down the line,
To watch the time 'till half past five.
I wish they'd sack me
She's at home, the milkman's home
To have a farm and seeds to sow
It makes her happy
The chip is chappie.

End:  F   E F   E F


 
Piccadilly (Difford/Tilbrook) 
A D	Intro 8x

A           D        E               A
She's not a picture above somebody's fire
D             Bm           G           C
She sits in a towel with a purple hair dryer,
 F               E
She waits to get even with me
    A            D            E           A
She hooks up her cupcakes and puts on her jumper
D                    Bm           G        C
Explains that she'll be late to a worrying mother,
F               E
She meets me in Piccadilly

  C            F             C           F
A begging folk singer stands tall by the entrance
    C           F         C         F
His song relays worlds of most good intentions,
  D        G            D          G       D G | D G
A five p a ten p in his hat for collection

    A           D          A           D
She talks about office she talks about dresses
      A            D           A          D
She's seen one she fancies her smile is impressing,
D      A      G     A   G
So maybe I'll treat her someday

    A           D            A             D
We queue among strangers and strange conversation
A             D       A              D
Love's on the lips of all forms of engagements,
D      A       G     A       G
All queuing to see tonight's play

  C          F        C            F
A man behind me talks to his young lady
     C          F        C           F
He's happy that she is expecting his baby,
    D             G           D         G                D G | D G
His wife won't be pleased but she's not been round lately

A               D           E         A
The girl was so dreadful we left in a hurry
D              Bm          G      C
Escaped in the rain for an Indian curry,
F                 E
At the candle lit Taj Mahal
   A         D        E            A
My lips to a napkin I called for a taxi
    D         Bm           G           C
The invite of eyes made it tense but relaxed me,
F              E
My mind took a devious stroll

C               F              C             F
The cab took us home through a night I'd not noticed
C              F              C               F
The neon club lights of adult films and Trini Lopez,
D      G               D         G           D G | D G
My arm around love but my acting was hopeless

    A             D                A             D
We crept like two thieves from the kettle to the fire
   A             D            A                 D
We kissed to the sound of the silence that we'd hired,
D      A           G       A  G
Now captured, your love in my arms

  A           D          A              D
A door open'd slightly a voice spoke in worry
A           D           A           D
Mum went to bed without wind of the curry,
D      A    G           A   G
Our secret love made it's advance

C             F           C           F
Like Adam and Eve we took bite on the apple
C                  F         C          F
Loose change in my pocket it started to rattle,

D            G            D       G
Heart like a gun was just half of the battle
 D            G            D       G
(Heart like a gun was just half of the battle)
     D        G           D           G
Like Adam and Eve we took bite on the apple
 D            G            D       G
(Heart like a gun was just half of the battle)
D                  G         D          G
Loose change in my pocket it started to rattle,
 D            G            D       G
(Heart like a gun was just half of the battle)
D            G            D       G
Heart like a gun was just half of the battle
 D            G            D       G
(Heart like a gun was just half of the battle)
     D        G           D           G
Like Adam and Eve we took bite on the apple
 D            G            D       G
(Heart like a gun was just half of the battle)
D                  G         D          G
Loose change in my pocket it started to rattle,
 D            G            D       G
(Heart like a gun was just half of the battle)
D            G            D       G
Heart like a gun was just half of the battle
D            G            D       G
Heart like a gun was just half of the battle
End
D  D A | G A G


 


She Doesn't Have to Shave (Difford/Tilbrook) 
INTRO:  chords: A   E   Bm Bmsus (X24430) Bm

        riff notes: (heel-dampened, staccato notes) EDC#B, EDC#AB

A                  E                         Bm  Bmsus  Bm
She was washing the dishes when she burst into tears
A                      E                      Bm  Bmsus  Bm
It was the time of the month she was up to her ears
         G (320033)      C (add9)(X32033)  G         C (add9)
I put my arms 'round her neck I said      sit down a while
       G           C (add9)          G     C (add9)
Cry as much as you like         I'll do the dishes
        G     C (add9)  E  (G#m)
Tell me what's on your mind  ---
F#                C#                         D#m
There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach
                   B                      G#m
When it's all your fault and you're half asleep
                Bbm
She's lucky she doesn't have to shave
B                   C#            A      E  Bm Bmsus Bm
I'm so luck I'm not doubled up in pain.

[verse 2 same chords]

[refrain-same chords except end:]
          C#             D#m           E  D#m     E (B)
    ... doubled up with pain!  oh no! (instrumental)

A                                         F#m
A fairy tale finish, we flaked out on the floor
A                                        F#m
It was match of the day on the TV what's more

[suggested riff notes under chords above: E F# A   F# A]

        G            C(add9)     G             C (add9)
I fell asleep at halftime we had had a right result
       G          C (add9)    G          C (add9)
It was kisses and hugs at the end of the day
          G   C(add9)  E   (G#m)
She's the one that I love. ----

[refrain - same until end:]
       C#           F#
 ....doubled up in pain.

F#          C#   D#m      B      G#m       Bbm   B        C#
(There's a point that you reach, head held down, loss for speech)
F#                C#                         D#m
There's a boiling point that you're bound to reach
                   B                     G#m
When it's all your fault and you're half asleep
                        Bbm
She's so lucky that she doesn't have to shave
B                    C#            F#
I'm so lucky I'm not doubled up in pain.

[repeat to end]



 

Slaughtered, Gutted and Heartbroken (Difford/Tilbrook) 
  
Intro:   A    /         B   /      E    /     /    /   (4X)

             A      B         E
Slaughtered, gutted and heart-broken
        A      B     E  
With no spirit or no soul
       A       B         E              
My e - motions have been stolen
         A       B         E
Love has left me with this hole
       A         B         E
Now my heart's a deep dark cavern
      A7        G#7        C#m  
Empti-ness is   all   I    feel
        A       B        E
I'm the pig she tried to fatten
        A     B     E
And now all I do is squeal
    B      A        E
But things could be worse
                B    A       E
Things could be very bad for me
B     A      E
O' my dear I find myself 
         C#m             E<                E   A
A stitch short of a tape-stry

A    /         B    /     E    /      /     /  (2X)

         A      B        E
Patients on the verge of breaking 
            A        B         E
I'm kicking cans a - round the street
       A          B    E
Like a bad cold I need shaking
       A      B      E
Like a fool I had to cheat
       A      B      E
But to me she was an angel
      A7       G#7      C#m
And I went and let  her down
       A        B      E
The at-traction was so fatal  
         A         B        E
That she kicked me from her cloud
      
    B      A        E
But things could be worse
                B    A       E
Things could be very bad for me
B     A      E
O' my dear I find myself 
         C#m               E<                E   A
A stitch short of a tape-stry

A     /         B       /          E     /       /      /  ( 8X ad lib)

    A         B               E
The light was on there in her window
          A      B      E
I saw her shadow moving around
  A        B        E
I tried to stand on tip toes
       A        B          E
Hoping that she might look down
  A         B      E
I wanted so bad to call her
      A7     G#7      C#m
But I had to walk a - way
             A      B          E
Slaughtered, gutted and  heart-broken
        A       B        E
Another diamond down the drain

Refrain: 2X

    B      A        E
But things could be worse
                B    A       E
Things could be very bad for me
B     A      E
O' my dear I find myself 
         C#m               E<                E   A
A stitch short of a tape-stry

A     /      B     /     E     /      /    / (Repeat and fade, ad lib) 

*Notes: The verse can be played staccato
 I'm not sure if  'a stitch short...' are the right chord. Feel free to make corrections
 

Someone Else's Bell (Difford/Tilbrook) 
G                               G  D/F#
   We talk about each other
F                               F  D/F#
   On our wrap around couch,
Am                      F       F  D/F#
   And live out all the romance
Em                              F  D/F#
   In our little town house.
G                               G  D/F#
   I never fit the shower
F                               F  D/F#
   And she never sews the threads,
Am                    F         F  D/F#
   And so we find our feelings
                     (Single notes starting on D string, fret 2)
Em                   e d# d c#
   In other people's beds.
c  b   a# b   C7          G7
   And if the grass seems greener,
          C7              G7
   But it turns out to be blue
       C7        G7         Em
   The Garden of Eden isn't quite the place for you.
   F7                 C7          F7        C7
   Don't be surprised if I'm gone under the spell,
           F7             C7
   Of some other witches' wand
           Em                  F
   Ringing someone else's bell…   someone else's bell.


Meeting on the motorway
Your lover boy blue,
Steaming up the windows
With your last breath of youth.
Don't you think I see it
Your handbag's full of notes,
I'm feeling like the punch line
In someone's private joke.

Our eyes don't seem to contact
Never much to say,
Except perhaps excuse me
Or pass me the ashtray.
I see him waiting for you
As you go off to work,
I'm left to draw conclusions
While I button up my shirt.

(Fade on verse chords)
 
Vicky Verky (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Intro
A     F#m E A     F#m E
---------------------------------
Verse 1

A                       D  A
With her hair up in his fingers
A                       D  A
the fish and chips smell lingers
E           A      E
under amber streetlamps
E                    A   E
she holds the law in her hands
D                    G    D
the moistness of the damp night
Bm                       E    A
fall silent through the lamp light
F#m                   E   D
although she's only fourteen
Bm                   E   A
she really knows her courting
(Intro Again)

Verse 2

And up the railway sidings
There's him and her they're lying
hand in hand they whisper
"Your my misses I'm your mister"
the moon was white and virgin
and she was on the turning
remember your first nibble
when best friends were so little

Verse 3

They really trooped the colours
when walking with each other
and all her mates would giggle
as ladylike she'd wiggle
all along the high street
they'd splash out on an ice cream
he'd sometimes really treat her
when he done his mother's meter

Verse 4

Well he went off to Borstal
He said that he was forced to
Rob the flats of hi-fi's
cause she was ill and she would cry
each morning she got sicker
her mother sometimes hit her
if she'd have known the story
she would have been so sorry

Bridge

Bm
He received a letter and admitted it

there was nothing else to do but get rid of it
G(bar)
lonely in his dormitory

he'd sit and stare
            G#
is this for real?
                 G(bar)   D A E (tacet on & off w/pinky on G String)
and is it really fair?

(Keyboard bit, key change for guitar during it)

Verse 5

Summer came so they went
down to the coast in his tent
she cooked upon his primus
and sampled local cider
she told him at his rucksack
"I think I want that chance back
to be perhaps the one who
will forever love you,
will forever love you."   E (tacet on & off w/ pinky on G string)

My friend Joe figured this out in about 10 minutes.
Don't you hate people like that?
Happy Strumming!
 
Walk a Straight Line (Difford/Tilbrook) 
Intro -- "Walkdown" to Am, see notes at end

            G     C           G      C
I need some help.   Help to decide.
            G         D            (Walkdown to Em)
Whether its our love, steps out of time.
            G    C             G      C
You say you need, time on your own
        G         D             G
time to accept how our love has grown.

             C
And when you think about
        G
all the bad in me
       A7
think about this too
    D      C                 (Walkdown to Am)
how me and you could forever be.


           G    C          G    C
In need of help, help to expand
          G             D            (Walkdown to Em)
with each other's minds, together to plan.
            G    C              G    C
Time in our lives,  time on our own
           G        D             G
so one day we'll see our love has grown.

              C
And when that day arrives
           G
don't know where we'll be.
      A7
but I hope that trust
    D      C
can be for us and
                 (Walkdown to Am)
you'll still love me.

Solo

Am  C    G    Em    Am    C    G     Em C

Verse 3
-------
            G    C             G       C
I need some help,   help to be found
         G         D                   (Walkdown to Em)
when you are alone I won't let you down.

            G    C             G    C
We all need time,  time on our own
          G          D              G
so we can step back, see how love's grown.

             C
And when I'm stepping back
          G
hope that I will see
     A7
that faith can play
  D      C                    (Walkdown to C)
a part today for both you and me.

       C
And if love needs help
       G
and if love needs time
     A7
give love the strength
   D      C
to walk a straight line.

                G      C
Walk a straight line.
                G      C
Walk a straight line.
                G      C
Walk a straight line.

                G      C
I need some help.
                G      C      G
I need some help.


Notes:
---------------------------------------------------------------------
"Walkdown" to Am

1. G (Play mostly low E and A strings)
2. Move pointer finger to low E string 2nd fret, and play A string open
3. Em
4. Like a C, only up to frets
5. C
6. Em
7. Am
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Walkdown" to Em
just like above, only stop at number 3.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Walkdown" to C
just like above, only stop at number 5.


 
Woman's World (Difford/Tilbrook) 
INTRO:  E A E A B (2x)

        E A C#m F#

    E            Asus2      E            Asus2 Asus2/B
The crown of the kingdom is given to the woman
    E              Asus2   E                  Asus2     Asus2/B
The kingdom of the kitchen where she says she shouldn't
D                      Bm                       A       A/B
There on the stainless steel her cigarettes and matches
C#m                      F#m               E
Whistles to the radio to every hook she catches
        F#m
But the frowns
      C#7
Eider downs
        Am
Tie her down
        A                               E      A C#m F#
But she likes to wear the crown of the kingdom

E             Asus2     E           Asus2 Asus2/B
She likes the recipes a touch of oriental
E               Asus2   E              Asus2  Asus2/B
Steaming up the windows burning egg on metal
D             Bm                     A    A/B
Sees in a catalogue a shiny new appliance
 C#m                          F#m        E
Another role swallowed by the wonders of science
        F#m
Lobster hands
         C#7
Omelette pans
     Am
Understand

        A                                E      A C#m F#
How the crown can stick like jam in her kingdom
G#7                   C#m
He's been so busy and she's been neglected
    G#7                     C#m                  G#
The problem is computed and always it's rejected
           A               A#dim
Out of her heart I catch a spark
          B
And being smart
             Cdim            C#m                 F#m     B
The crown is left out in the dark now there's no kingdom

F#              Bsus2     F#            Bsus2 Bsus2/C#
Fed up with the glory she abdicates her title
F#           Bsus2         F#              Bsus2   Bsus2/C#
Sitting at a bar stool she gives her day's recital
    E               C#m
The family watch in horror
                       B       C# D#m
As she staggers up the hallway

Makes herself a sandwich
           G#m                 F#
As they're looking through the doorway
            G#m
She goes to bed
       D#7
Leg by leg
          Bm
Nothing's said
           B                              F#      B D# G#
There's no crown upon her head there's no kingdom.

F#        F#/E          F#/D#
Press the button on the toaster
       F#/D          F#/C#
It's a woman's world
         Ab7/C            Abm7/B
Tuck the sheets in on the bed
       F#/A#         F#m/A
It's a woman's world
                          G#sus4
Take your apron from your holster
                     Gmaj7
It's a woman's world
                            F#
Shoot the crown off of your head

It's a woman's world.

F# B/E
       It's a woman's world. (3x)
F# B/E hold
       It's a woman's world.
F#        F#/E          F#/D#
Press the button on the toaster
       F#/D          F#/C#
It's a woman's world
         Ab7/C            Abm7/B
Tuck the sheets in on the bed
       F#/A#         F#m/A
It's a woman's world
                          G#sus4
Take your apron from your holster
                     Gmaj7
It's a woman's world
                            F#
Shoot the crown off of your head

It's a woman's world.

(repeat chords of last verse)






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